Guilty Pleasures   ::   Гамильтон Лорел

Sausagebelongs on the breakfast table, not on pizza. I didn't know which bothered me more; that I ordered it in the first place, or that I had eaten half of it before I realized what I was doing. I was craving food that I normally hated. Why? One more question without an answer. Why did this one scare me?

My neighbor, Mrs. Pringle, was walking her dog back and forth on the grass in front of our apartment building. I parked and unloaded my one overstuffed bag from the trunk.

Mrs. Pringle is over sixty, nearly six feet tall, stretched too thin with age. Her faded blue eyes are bright and curious behind silver-rimmed glasses. Her dog Custard is a Pomeranian. He looks like a golden dandelion fluff with cat feet.

Mrs. Pringle waved at me, and I was trapped. I smiled and walked over to them. Custard began jumping up on me, like he had springs in his tiny legs. He looked like a wind-up toy. His yapping was frequent and insistent, joyous.

Custard knows I don't like him, and in his twisted doggy mind he is determined to win me over. Or maybe he just knows it irritates me. Whatever.

“Anita, you naughty girl, why didn't you tell me you had a beau?” Mrs. Pringle asked.

I frowned. “A beau?”

“A boyfriend,” she said.

I didn't know what in the world she was talking about. “What do you mean?”

“Be coy if you wish, but when a young woman gives her apartment key to a man, it means something.”

That lead balloon in my gut floated up a few inches. “Did you see someone going in my apartment today?” I worked very hard at keeping my face and voice casual.

“Yes, your nice young man. Very handsome.”

I wanted to ask what he looked like, but if he was my boyfriend with a key to my apartment, I should know. I couldn't ask. Very handsome-could it be Phillip? But why? “When did he stop by?”

“Oh, around two this afternoon. I was just coming out to walk Custard as he was going in.”

“Did you see him leave?”

She was staring at me a little too hard. “No. Anita, was he not supposed to be in your home? Did I let a burglar get away?”

“No.” I managed a smile and almost a whole laugh. “I just didn't expect him today, that's all. If you see anyone going into my apartment, just let them. I'll have friends going in and out for a few days.”

Her eyes had narrowed; her delicate-boned hands were very still. Even Custard was sitting in the grass, panting up at me. “Anita Blake,” she said, and I was reminded that she was a retired schoolteacher, it was that kind of voice.