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Sween Myth-tery of Life :: Asprin Robert
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For some reason, this seemed to get Bunny even more upset rather than calming her down.
"Look, Skeeve," she said stiffly. "I know you don't understand everything Grimble and I are doing, but believe me, I don't just make these numbers up. That figure for your budget is a reasonable projection, based on estimated expenses and current pay scales ... even Grimble says it's acceptable and has approved it. Realizing that, I'd be very cautious to hear the exact basis by which you're saying it's ridiculous."
"You don't understand, Bunny" I said, shaking my head. "I'm not saying the number is ridiculous or inaccurate. What I mean is that it shouldn't be there at all."
"What do you mean?"
I was starting to feel like we were speaking in different languages, but pressed on bravely.
"Com'on, Bunny. All this work is supposed to be saving money for the kingdom. You know, turning the finances around?"
"Yes, yes," Bunny nodded. "So what's your point?"
"So how does it help things to charge them anything for our services, much less an outrageous rate like this. For that matter, I don't think I should charge them for my magical services, either, all things considered."
"Um, Partner?" Aahz said, uncoiling from his customary seat in the corner. If anything, I think he was even more bored by these sessions than I was. "Can I talk to you for a minute? Before this conversation goes any further?"
I knew what that meant. Aahz is notorious when it comes to pushing our rates higher, operating under the basic principle that earning less than possible is the same as losing money. As soon as I started talking about not only reducing our fees, but eliminating them completely, it was only to be expected that Aahz would jump into the fray. I mean, talk about money in general, and about our money specifically, would bring Aahz out of a coma.
This time, however, I wasn't about to go along with him.
"Forget it, Aahz," I said, waving him off. "I'm not going to back off on this one."
"But Partner," he said menacingly, reaching out his hand casually for my shoulder.
"I said 'No!'" I insisted, ducking out of his reach. I've tried to argue with him before when he has gotten a death grip on my shoulder, and was not about to give him that advantage again. "This time I know I'm right."
"What's right about working for FREE!" he snarled, abandoning all subtlety. "Haven't I taught you ANYTHING in all these years!"
"You've taught me a lot!!" I shot back at him. "And I've gone along with a lot ... and it usually turned out for the best.
For some reason, this seemed to get Bunny even more upset rather than calming her down.
"Look, Skeeve," she said stiffly. "I know you don't understand everything Grimble and I are doing, but believe me, I don't just make these numbers up. That figure for your budget is a reasonable projection, based on estimated expenses and current pay scales ... even Grimble says it's acceptable and has approved it. Realizing that, I'd be very cautious to hear the exact basis by which you're saying it's ridiculous."
"You don't understand, Bunny" I said, shaking my head. "I'm not saying the number is ridiculous or inaccurate. What I mean is that it shouldn't be there at all."
"What do you mean?"
I was starting to feel like we were speaking in different languages, but pressed on bravely.
"Com'on, Bunny. All this work is supposed to be saving money for the kingdom. You know, turning the finances around?"
"Yes, yes," Bunny nodded. "So what's your point?"
"So how does it help things to charge them anything for our services, much less an outrageous rate like this. For that matter, I don't think I should charge them for my magical services, either, all things considered."
"Um, Partner?" Aahz said, uncoiling from his customary seat in the corner. If anything, I think he was even more bored by these sessions than I was. "Can I talk to you for a minute? Before this conversation goes any further?"
I knew what that meant. Aahz is notorious when it comes to pushing our rates higher, operating under the basic principle that earning less than possible is the same as losing money. As soon as I started talking about not only reducing our fees, but eliminating them completely, it was only to be expected that Aahz would jump into the fray. I mean, talk about money in general, and about our money specifically, would bring Aahz out of a coma.
This time, however, I wasn't about to go along with him.
"Forget it, Aahz," I said, waving him off. "I'm not going to back off on this one."
"But Partner," he said menacingly, reaching out his hand casually for my shoulder.
"I said 'No!'" I insisted, ducking out of his reach. I've tried to argue with him before when he has gotten a death grip on my shoulder, and was not about to give him that advantage again. "This time I know I'm right."
"What's right about working for FREE!" he snarled, abandoning all subtlety. "Haven't I taught you ANYTHING in all these years!"
"You've taught me a lot!!" I shot back at him. "And I've gone along with a lot ... and it usually turned out for the best.